1 definition by Dolly Cheesebiscuit

A small village situated in Northamptonshire, in close proximity to other small villages. All are relatively unknown amongst the educated.

Population is evenly split between chavs and bible-bashers. All are of caucasian descendence, and extremely racist.

Named after a few trees and a glorified puddle, into which many chavs drive, and hence crash their cars.

Local primary school has regime similar to that of Auschwitz, lead by devil-reincarnate, French headmistress.

Stay away if you know what's good for you!
"What's that place called?"
"Woodford"
"Never heard of it. Looks crap"
by Dolly Cheesebiscuit August 23, 2008
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