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A wood face is a face that makes people B(oard)ORED by looking at it. The face is so lame and unassuming with no outstanding or prominent features. Uninteresting, unseasoned and bland.
Friend 1: I mean Bob isn't handsome, but he isnt ugly.
Friend 2: He has a woodface

Friend 1: I am so B(oard)ored by looking at him.
Woodface by Crispylu December 21, 2019
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The face you make when you see your favorite star or someone you look up to.
Her: Is that...RYAN GOSLING?

Him: Hey girl, your wooface is showing.
Wooface by Rodney Jenkins June 27, 2012
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004