You make my ass want to carve stove wood

When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.

If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.

by SkyukaDave July 22, 2007

Wood stove

The act of forcibly inserting toothpicks, or small wooden pieces into the urethra.

Sure do miss having my wood stove.

by Bryinfalls September 25, 2025