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wood pussy 

wood pussy by crap magnet May 25, 2003
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wood pussy 

wood pussy by crap magnet May 25, 2003
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Wood pussy 

A man who lives in a shed that loves the cock.
I went to freeville to fuck a wood pussy and he locked me in his shed .
Wood pussy by The lábinator May 24, 2023

Puss Wood 

Puss Wood is really dry camp wood. like if you found a big round off super dry pine wood and it split up really easy and was real nice pitchy wood, you would call that puss wood. its called puss wood because any puss could get a fire going with it. its nice to have puss wood when your camping.
man...we found this pile of puss wood last night and we stayed up all night, with the kind fire. i love drinking beer and burnin puss wood. dude - check out this puuuuss wood.
Puss Wood by Bradleybradley June 12, 2008

woodpussy 

dude, it smells like woodpussy
woodpussy by don't worry December 5, 2002

woodpussied 

Being that a woodpussy is a skunk, getting "woodpussied" is getting loaded, skunked, shitfaced, etc.
Last night Dietz and Byron Rodslammer drank a handle of Beam and a case of Schlitz and gontinued to get severely woodpussied. I think Dietz may have even shit his pants.
woodpussied by The Ochos December 14, 2005

woodpussy 

a punk band fron norman, oklahoma
hey, did you see woodpussy blow-up that oil derek in black rock?
woodpussy by shellie woodpussy April 14, 2003
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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