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wood butcher

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a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)
If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.
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wood butcher

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A carpenter who can easily cost you an arm and leg if you hire him. Instead of building with wood he butchers it
Had a guy build me a flight of stairs after climbing them they broke in the middle I could have killed myself. Turns out he cut most of the stringer support away not leaving enough to support any weight hence he was not a carpenter but a wood butcher
wood butcher by Johnbarney September 29, 2006
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Related Words
wood butcher • wood • Wood-Ridge • Wood-daver • wood rats • wood booger • Wood shop • wood tick • wood elf • wood green

WOODBUTCHER 

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the lord and saviour of state 393 WOODBUTCHER

the friend of all the killer of many
WOODBUTCHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pls no-no HELP me nooooo
WOODBUTCHER by not APEX XP March 4, 2021
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