wood butcher
wood butcher by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008
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wood butcher
A carpenter who can easily cost you an arm and leg if you hire him. Instead of building with wood he butchers it
Had a guy build me a flight of stairs after climbing them they broke in the middle I could have killed myself. Turns out he cut most of the stringer support away not leaving enough to support any weight hence he was not a carpenter but a wood butcher
wood butcher by Johnbarney September 29, 2006
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