wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018

Willy Wonky

wonky is another word for horny. willy winky is different doe. willy wonky is more than horny. it’s madd horny, hella horny. it’s already used in shows. minus well make it a real word.

boy 1• “are you wonky?”

boy 2• “WILLY WONKY!” 😫

by Emma_ty😚 April 18, 2020

willy-wonky

Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.

Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.

Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.

It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).

by Dyman Princess June 14, 2017

Willy wonky

A penis shaped chocolate/ chocolate shaped penis

"He took off his underwear and I saw his willy wonky!"
"I like to suck on my willy wonky"

by Not.a.City.Bitch April 2, 2017

Wonky Will

EVIL C̵̝̲̮ͤ͐̌̋͊̓̈́̋ͮ͝ͅI̶̅ͮ̃̋̅ͨ̒ͤ͊͂͗ͧ̒̓̅̌ͪ͌̚͝͡ ̺͓̫̠̥̝̣̪͖̠N̵̛̦͕͎̼̰̯̳̫̪͗ͪ͐̅̃̈́Gͥ͊̏ͧ҉͜ ̗̯̬̺̩̻̦̩̯͉̦̣͓̺ ̡̦̞͎͚̫̮̙͔̯̟̣͓͕̣̽ͤͯ͗̌̅̓͟ͅB̆ͤͬ̇̈́̒̏͑̓̇͆̒͆̉͆ͩ͌҉̢̹̰̣̘̜̭̹̮͝Ȕ̃͗̃ͮ̎ ͏̖͓͎͚̟̲̬̳̬̬͓̰̤͚̹̥̩͙͕Çͪ̏ͨ̀͐̓̾̒ͥ̿̎ͮ̅̿̑̔͂̉͟͠ ̭̦̠͖̥͙Ḧ̳̜͖̺̙̣̻̤̱́ͯ͌͗̌ͩ͛̃̀͋ͣͩ͡Ǎ̶̰̞͍̲̜́ͪ̏̽ͦͨͫ͋ͦ͐̀ͣ͌̿̔͡C̔̆ͤ̈̓̓̿̇ͬ̾̿̿̃̏̈́̐̔̑̓͟͝ ̫͍̝̜A̵̎̀ͪ͗̍̕͝͠͏̠͇͕͙͓͉̰̭͍͇͕͖͔̯̻͙ͅC̵̹̱͚̱̖͎͉̐ͧͯ̓̿͠Hͩͩ̇ͧͭͭ͐̒ͮ̒ͩ̓͌͢͠҉̧̛͓͙͎̞̺̯̠̻̼̠̬̳̣̹̼̯Ǎͮ͐̊̉̂̎ͭ̍̒ͯͬ̽͆ͥ͋͞҉̡̢̳̖͕̻̘͔̞ ͬ͋̓̄̎̿ͬ͑ͨ̚҉̴̬̲̝̗̟̟͓̀͞͞Í̆͗̆͗̓ͪ̀̽̓ͨͧ̕ ͔̟̪̣̩͚ͅṠ̶̡̛͙͈̱̩̪͙ͦ̈́̄̏ͧͩ̋ͦ̄̓̋̏ͧͥ̈͜ ̶̉͐̎̔̈̓ͧ͏͏̣̘̬͈̳̱̦͕͈͖̞̞͉͈̩͠ͅBͭͤ̎͑ͩ̈ͯ͗ͬ̂͊̿̆̅ͬ̉̍͏̪̫̦̱͖͔̪̮͇͔͜E͐̉ͫ̑ͣ̂͑̈̄͐̋ͦͮ͝ ̘̭̪̱̪̺̫̲T͒͌ͩ͑̎̔͛ͤ͑ ̬̟̰̱̻̬̱͇̳̮̼̝̲͘̕͝ͅT̡̙̜̩͚̠͔̣͇͕̤͙̹̅ͬ̎̍̏ͨ̇ͯ̀ͮ̄ͯ̓̍̾̈ͮ̈́ͬ̕͟͜͢E͆͂ͫͤ͊͑̊ͬͪ̄̽ͭ̚ ҉͔̗͔̮͙R͈̪̩͕̳̬̣͈̟ͧ̐͆̒ͩ͐ͪͣ͂̊ͨͪͫ͑̓͜͢ͅ

C̵̝̲̮ͤ͐̌̋͊̓̈́̋ͮ͝ͅI̶̅ͮ̃̋̅ͨ̒ͤ͊͂͗ͧ̒̓̅̌ͪ͌̚͝͡ ̺͓̫̠̥̝̣̪͖̠N̵̛̦͕͎̼̰̯̳̫̪͗ͪ͐̅̃̈́Gͥ͊̏ͧ҉͜ ̗̯̬̺̩̻̦̩̯͉̦̣͓̺ ̡̦̞͎͚̫̮̙͔̯̟̣͓͕̣̽ͤͯ͗̌̅̓͟ͅB̆ͤͬ̇̈́̒̏͑̓̇͆̒͆̉͆ͩ͌҉̢̹̰̣̘̜̭̹̮͝Ȕ̃͗̃ͮ̎ ͏̖͓͎͚̟̲̬̳̬̬͓̰̤͚̹̥̩͙͕Çͪ̏ͨ̀͐̓̾̒ͥ̿̎ͮ̅̿̑̔͂̉͟͠ ̭̦̠͖̥͙Ḧ̳̜͖̺̙̣̻̤̱́ͯ͌͗̌ͩ͛̃̀͋ͣͩ͡Ǎ̶̰̞͍̲̜́ͪ̏̽ͦͨͫ͋ͦ͐̀ͣ͌̿̔͡C̔̆ͤ̈̓̓̿̇ͬ̾̿̿̃̏̈́̐̔̑̓͟͝ ̫͍̝̜A̵̎̀ͪ͗̍̕͝͠͏̠͇͕͙͓͉̰̭͍͇͕͖͔̯̻͙ͅC̵̹̱͚̱̖͎͉̐ͧͯ̓̿͠Hͩͩ̇ͧͭͭ͐̒ͮ̒ͩ̓͌͢͠҉̧̛͓͙͎̞̺̯̠̻̼̠̬̳̣̹̼̯Ǎͮ͐̊̉̂̎ͭ̍̒ͯͬ̽͆ͥ͋͞҉̡̢̳̖͕̻̘͔̞ ͬ͋̓̄̎̿ͬ͑ͨ̚҉̴̬̲̝̗̟̟͓̀͞͞Í̆͗̆͗̓ͪ̀̽̓ͨͧ̕ ͔̟̪̣̩͚ͅṠ̶̡̛͙͈̱̩̪͙ͦ̈́̄̏ͧͩ̋ͦ̄̓̋̏ͧͥ̈͜ ̶̉͐̎̔̈̓ͧ͏͏̣̘̬͈̳̱̦͕͈͖̞̞͉͈̩͠ͅBͭͤ̎͑ͩ̈ͯ͗ͬ̂͊̿̆̅ͬ̉̍͏̪̫̦̱͖͔̪̮͇͔͜E͐̉ͫ̑ͣ̂͑̈̄͐̋ͦͮ͝ ̘̭̪̱̪̺̫̲T͒͌ͩ͑̎̔͛ͤ͑ ̬̟̰̱̻̬̱͇̳̮̼̝̲͘̕͝ͅT̡̙̜̩͚̠͔̣͇͕̤͙̹̅ͬ̎̍̏ͨ̇ͯ̀ͮ̄ͯ̓̍̾̈ͮ̈́ͬ̕͟͜͢E͆͂ͫͤ͊͑̊ͬͪ̄̽ͭ̚ ҉͔̗͔̮͙R͈̪̩͕̳̬̣͈̟ͧ̐͆̒ͩ͐ͪͣ͂̊ͨͪͫ͑̓͜͢ͅ THAN WONKY WILL

by Cing Buchacacha December 17, 2021

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024

inky winky willy

an male that has an disorder called small penis

when my tinder hookup pulled down her pants I thought I would get some vigina but didn’t get some. instead I got an inky winky willy

by bigasstoes August 8, 2019