Wonky tits

Massive breasts that a female has that are entirely too large for that females body

God damn Jamie has some wonky tits

Wonky tits by Anonymous March 10, 2003

wooky tits 

Having the baby fine hair of the face, peach fuzz, except this time- horribly displaced on one's tits, breasts, jugs- what the hell ever you prefer.

My friend totally hooked up with Flora- um. . . b*tch had some scary wooky tits. I damn near grew a beard like 'um once.

wooky tits by Layana September 1, 2005

wankytits 

(1)Express dismay at a crucial moment (2)Lovingly name your cat on Tuesday

(1)Wankytits! I lost my jizzbucket down a manhole. Somebody stop me!
(2)Hmmm...let me see...felix, no...james...no...bastard...today is tuesday...ah,wankytits.

wankytits by @ last! May 8, 2003