wonkey donkey 

a slang term for someone on ketamine

k'd up? you look like a wonkey donkey!

wonkey donkey by Alan C May 30, 2006

Wonkey Donkey 

An upper western phrase, originating in Idaho, exclaiming one's surprise or excitement over something. Originally created in Idaho by Bob "the Chicken Nuggie" Titan.

Wonkey Donkey!

Wonkey Donkey by Wyatt Wigglesworth April 10, 2022

Wonkey Donkey 

When A Girl/Woman Has One Larger Breast Than The Other.

Look At That Bitch! Shes Such A Wonkey Donkey!

Wonkey Donkey by TashaB February 12, 2008

wonkey donkey 

when you have bent dick

angus has a really big wonkey donkey

wonkey donkey by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Wonkey Donkey 

When you’re having sex in a sideways position for a long time and you pull out and your penis is off to the side. It can also refer to having sex and getting stuck together.

A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.

I was fucking Noel from her left side and pulled out to find my dick had gone all wonkey donkey.

Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.

Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.

Wonkey Donkey by SoHa19 March 2, 2019

wonkey donkey 

when some one does meat spin to much there anal cavety is wonkey

mak is such a wonkey donkey

wonkey donkey by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Wonkey Donkey Billy Bongey 

When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right

you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*

Wonkey Donkey Billy Bongey by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023