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noun; boobies, titties. preferably of the large variety, but not a necessary component of the word. wongos are typically nice, full breasts; generally not saggy. they are found in all regions of the world.
Will: "Hey, check out those wongos! What a pair!"

James: "I'd like to drippity drippity on her wongos! They look as good as Scarlett Johansen's!"

Michael: "I like her, but she's lacking in the wongo department"
wongos by chaicreampie June 11, 2012
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wangosaurus rex 

complete jackass. whereas a wang is a guy who is moderately an asshole, a wanosaurus rex is a fucking idiot who is the very essense of being an asshole. yes, it is resonable to call the guy "the very essense of being an asshole" there is craft involved with opting instead to call him a wangosaurus rex.
"oh shit, that one dude who keeps wrecking open mic night by doing my chemical romance covers is here.... that dude is a total wang"

"shit, last week he tried to do a fall out boy cover..... on accoustic."

"wangosaurus rex!"
"Wongona" is referring to "lick my"

So when someone tells you "Wongona" it refers to "When are you going to ligma balls"
"which means when are you going to lick my balls"

this word was made by @memeplugpage on IG :)
Guy1: R.I.P Nudah he died from type 2 wongona :(

Guy2: what's wongona ?

Guy1: wongona ligma balls

Guy2: *gets angry*
Wongona by memeplugpage August 17, 2018
if something is stretched out beyond use. or loose.
my socks won't stay up they're all wongo.
wongo by timmy21 January 19, 2009
A colossal vessel used by historical mythical Doge figure Siggy Le Doge, in his Empiric Conquests of inquisitions, territorial dispute of love, land, money, and power. The Wongus is the most powerful tool Siggy Le Doge had at his disposal, and was known to destroy all who gazed upon its god-like glory.
The *WONGUS* had immense Powah. As soon as the cities eyes were exposed, their eyes melted to the base of their skull.
Wongus by DogeBob December 1, 2021
Wongism is a religion involving Justin Ryan Wong, the coolest person on the universe. He’s a absolute legend. We stan a god. He also yells pretty loud without a mic so, you better not cross him or he’ll roast you.
Person A: Yoooo join Wongism. Wong is spittin mean roasts.

Person B: Heck yeah, he’s so cool and he makes learning enjoyable.
Wongism by I stan Wongism February 21, 2021
top speed at freeway
ready for wongone?
watch out mofo!
wongone by blitzs13 June 21, 2008