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Wonf do you like nachos?
wonf by TealsOreos November 8, 2020
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Wonf Is A saying used on Reddit to tell you that the redditor dosent care if he breaks reddit, he just wants a really long user flair. When someone on reddit protests for long user flairs, they will set all their userflairs to wonf, which causes the reddit flair to go offscreen. Other variations are sometimes used (eg. FireWonf, WonfStation 5 ect.), sometimes people use a different wonf flair for each of their subreddits.
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wonf by Blade0 August 27, 2022

Wonflasek 

someone who is extremely sensitive, so sensitive that they can't handle being called a snowflake
someone who can't take criticism
WOW! How are you offended by that? You're such a wonflasek
Wonflasek by maddyies January 12, 2019
To bust a fat nut or to drink a lava lamp
"Hey man imma go wonfet I'll catch ya later"

"Bro I just wonfeted and now I don't feel to good"
Wonfet by Hot diggity penis May 20, 2019

With Great Confidence comes Great Wonfidence. 

An amazing saying by Arin Hanson of Game Grumps.
"I want someone to use With Great Confidence comes Great Wonfidence."
The part of your body between your genitles and your arsehole....
Quite simply, if it WONFA that, your guts would fall out!!
Jacky: Oh, I'm so pleased I have this bit of skin in between my fanny and bum hole.

Mary: Why????

Jacky: Because if it WONFA that, my guts would fall out!!
wonfa by Jacky Mitchell March 21, 2008

Wonfused 

It's the ultimate state of confusion an individual can reach. To the point where they can not spell the word confusion correctly.
Person 1: I'm coming to chat... one sec
Person 2: See now it's a simple fix after you have explained it.
Person 1: hahaha... no, I was wonfused. my bad!

Wonfused by PirateDucky April 13, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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