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Wonf Is A saying used on Reddit to tell you that the redditor dosent care if he breaks reddit, he just wants a really long user flair. When someone on reddit protests for long user flairs, they will set all their userflairs to wonf, which causes the reddit flair to go offscreen. Other variations are sometimes used (eg. FireWonf, WonfStation 5 ect.), sometimes people use a different wonf flair for each of their subreddits.
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wonf by Blade0 August 27, 2022

Wonflasek 

someone who is extremely sensitive, so sensitive that they can't handle being called a snowflake
someone who can't take criticism
WOW! How are you offended by that? You're such a wonflasek
Wonflasek by maddyies January 12, 2019
To bust a fat nut or to drink a lava lamp
"Hey man imma go wonfet I'll catch ya later"

"Bro I just wonfeted and now I don't feel to good"
Wonfet by Hot diggity penis May 20, 2019

With Great Confidence comes Great Wonfidence. 

An amazing saying by Arin Hanson of Game Grumps.
"I want someone to use With Great Confidence comes Great Wonfidence."
The part of your body between your genitles and your arsehole....
Quite simply, if it WONFA that, your guts would fall out!!
Jacky: Oh, I'm so pleased I have this bit of skin in between my fanny and bum hole.

Mary: Why????

Jacky: Because if it WONFA that, my guts would fall out!!
wonfa by Jacky Mitchell March 21, 2008

Wonfused 

It's the ultimate state of confusion an individual can reach. To the point where they can not spell the word confusion correctly.
Person 1: I'm coming to chat... one sec
Person 2: See now it's a simple fix after you have explained it.
Person 1: hahaha... no, I was wonfused. my bad!

Wonfused by PirateDucky April 13, 2009