A contemptible animal who, despite implications suggested by its name, is believed to be human. The wonder llama emits a slightly fishy smell when alarmed, is known to smack its lips when perplexed, and extrapolates from the general to the personal whenever communicating verbally. (See entries for self absorbed). Specimen who are cultivated in urban environments rarely survive, while those cultivated in America's oceanic suburban retreats will inevitably develop an unsavory predilection to hump pant legs of all shapes and sizes.
That wonder llama is in dire need of a muzzle -- not only is its jibberish loud and intrusive, but its spitting is unbearable.
by Anne Orangeblossom November 13, 2007