WombatPoker is the resistance movement opposing the action that the US department of Justice took on Pokerstars, Full Tilt, and Absolute Poker in April 2011.
Wombat Poker was founded in April 2011 and is/was the last standing fully legal and safe online poker site in the USA. The site's main founder and spokesperson is New York native Pete Lubrano who created Wombat Poker to provide a safe haven for the puppy without a home that he had become.
Wombat Poker features a 79% rakeback program and pays out in Wombat Dollaz. Wombat Poker admits that payouts will take between 90-120 Business Days but Wombat Poker has never had a customer service complaint. Wombat Poker also offers Wombat Points that can be exchanged for Wombat Goodiez in the Wombat Poker Store.
Person A: My money is stuck on FTP, yo I'm fuckin' worried.
Person B: My shit is on Wombat Poker, yo. Just cashed out 50K Wombat Dollaz this morning. My life > yours :)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!