wolverine

an ugly cougar

Mike said to Timmy, "Dude, i would never get with your wolverine mother"

"There aren't any cougars here, just a bunch of wolverines"

"I need a wingman. you take the wolverine"

by 4 Points / E. Dahl October 24, 2009

wolverine

a wolverine is an aliatairstewarts

oh min u havent shaved in ages ur looking like wolverine

by bigmoich2007 November 26, 2021

wolverine attack

when you have hickies upon your neck...or other places ;)

wow what happened to you?

i suffered a wolverine attack ;)

by J.Fink&P.Boska November 20, 2008

Wolverine Back

The scratch marks on a man's back after sexual intercourse.

Alex: "How was the sex last night?"
Steeler: "It was amazing but I have a bad case of wolverine back today."

by Yeet-le-yeet October 14, 2020

Wolverined

Getting physically attacked by a person with nails and getting your clothes or body part racked/ripped vertucally in a horrific manner.

I got wolverined by my girlfriend and then she kicked me out.

by Jebland October 13, 2017

wolverine penis

The Shaft is long and hairy, it is never shaved, usually prefered by furries.

Wait...you mean your ex doesn't have a wolverine penis?

by U suk meh long time January 31, 2018

Wolverining

When you place a nail in between each of your fingers and punch someone

Example- My man Billy Bob was wolverining someone last week

by SQUIDLETSQUIDSQUADSOFSQUID June 23, 2017