Wolf child

n: a wolf that has been reincarnated as a human who is childlike and lesbian in both appearance and behavior (i.e.- facial expressions may appear wolf-like, perhaps a butch-dyke hair cut; wide, guarded stance). With DNA tests, a “wolf child” is technically classified as human (and female), but her demeanor suggests that she is not of human species. Qualities of a wolf child include (but are not limited to) the following: an excessive need to be in charge and lead the pack, knowledge of everything on the sacred earth, closeness with Native American heritage, the ability to communicate with animals (specifically cats), and social isolation. The wolf child can also be spotted in various shades of purple. Despite her lesbian qualities, there is no proof of her sexuality. Also, despite her wolf-like ways, there is not documentation of her biting humans. She is vegetarian and likely lacks distinguishable genitalia.

adj: queer, awkward, unable to be explained in an human language

expressive word: at anytime, wolf child can replace any swear word; using “wolf child” as opposed to “shit, fuck, damn, goddammit” is somewhat less offensive and tends to create confusion to those who aren’t aware of the true definition of wolf child. Nevertheless, in some instances (i.e. around children and elderly), “wolf child” is more appropriate to use.

“Look! It’s wolf child howling at the blue corn moon!”

“Damn…I can’t tell WHAT that is…it’s very wolf child…”

“Oh WOLF CHILLLLLLLLLLLD!!! AHH! I just stubbed my wolf-child toe! WOOOOLLLLFFFFF CHILLLLLDDDDD!!!!!”

Wolf child by SF409897 July 4, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004