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wizzard sticks 

A drinking game.

1:drink beer from a can.
2: take new beer and tape to top of empty beer can.
3: repeat step 1 and 2 till cans are taller than you.
4: after cans are taller than you yell and boss every one around with shorter sticks.
tim: yo it takes me 18 beers and a roll of tape to make me a wizzard.
jon: i got to beer 10 and freddy hit me in the face with his full wizzard stick in the face.

angry women: you chicken wreckers are so drunk! i hate wizzard sticks
wizzard sticks by mrbuff754 January 19, 2011
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Wizard Stick 

Drinking game in which the empty beer is taped to the bottom of the full beer for every can dranken until it creates a staff. Subnotes: 1) A good way to gage how drunk everyone is 2) When the Wizard Stick is long enough you can play limbo 3) It's real awkward when your Wizard Stick is too long 4) You can cheers girls (or dudes...) from across the room 5) Have you seen Lord of the Rings? Yes....? Me to. Enjoy, this game is fun!...(hello theo, its me theo and i am drunk, sweet!)
Hello Gandolf, nice Wizard Stick.

Hold on, I'm washing my Wizard Stick.

Sorry, I didn't mean to touch you with my huge Wizard Stick.

Who wants to wrap my Wizard Stick with tape?
Wizard Stick by Ginsglasserstein February 2, 2008

Wizard Stick 

A Wizard Stick is usually constructed of tall boy PBR beer cans. As The Hipster drinks, he/she tapes the empty beer cans together to create a cane of some sort.
You can witness the use of a Wizard Stick in the new Hipster Parody video called "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube. It's totally out of control.
Wizard Stick by Brian Thoryk January 21, 2013

wizard stick 

The male genitalia; esp. that belonging to Daniel Radcliffe. Upon starring in the play "Equus," where he appeared fully nude onstage, photos of the star's wizard stick began to pop up on the Internet, much to the enjoyment of nerdy Potter-loving girls everywhere.
Go to Google and take off safe search. Then search for Daniel Radcliffe and you will see the original wizard stick for yourself.
wizard stick by Kirbiet June 13, 2008

Wizard Stick 

Tyler stood in front of Alex in his sweat pants, embarrassed of his pulsing wizard stick
Wizard Stick by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Short Stick Wizard 

When a man with a small penis when about to ejaculate during a blow job, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.
A guy with a short penis does the Short Stick Wizard by withdrawing from a blow job when about to ejaculate, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.
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