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1. When you are SO Drunk that you pee in an inappropriate location OR

2.Wet your and/or your friend's pants and don't remember until..the morning after.
1.Dude I hava pic, on my cell of you leaving a piss in the Denny's corner garbage can..'That was not ME-I don't remember THAT!' Despite the proof You remain-wizdumb!
2.Waking up after the party things are still a bit fuzzy about where you are and who you are sleeping with: 'what's that smell, I'm cold..and wet!?? Who peed on US?' Now you don't know if you peed on her OR she peed on you..you are BOTH-Wizdumb!
Wizdumb by ~Skadouche~ October 24, 2010
Applying logical thinking with subconscious thought to achieve one's intended end result.
I was unhappy and no longer wanted to work for the company, so I applied some wizdumb to get laid off.
wizdumb by Blindedbyblonde October 24, 2017
THE ALPHA WHO FUCKS pl4netneptunes super tight pushy it's shaped yo match my di k
Wizdomm I want you to fucck me in the ass so hard
Wizdomm by Jw061009 January 16, 2022

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Y’all can’t disrespect this god😹 y’all below him
wizdom<33#6969 by Yogag February 6, 2022
The Advanced Level of “Wisdom” that one finds when one becomes an Apprentice Wizard of Love.
After he became an Apprentice Wizard of Love, his great Wizdom shown brightly, and all could see that he was truly filling his days with Life's Greatest Magic.
Wizdom by Rich Malory January 12, 2010

WizDumbass 

A person who Knows many things that qualifies them to be known as smart, but whenever asked questions, they reply with the most bullshit, biased, confusing, idiotic things you have ever heard or ever will Hear. Comparable to a Doctorate level scientist not understanding how to open a mailbox.
"dude, you just took 45 days making charts, essays, and even a Powerpoint Presentation on why cats should wear hats. you, my good sir, are a WizDumbass."

"That Wizdumbass won't stop bugging people about genetically modifying DNA to create Living Gummie Bears. WHY?"
WizDumbass by SlapMatic June 1, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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