with him

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to be with a guy, usually the one you like.
and if it is indeed the guy you like, it's probably your favorite place and the only place you ever want to be.
wherever he is.

"hhhh, i just want to be with him right now, he makes me so happy."

with him by .alixlovesyou. October 16, 2008

Words you can keep

does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him

does louis know harry is in love with him

does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him?” harry and louis? yeah”

does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him by this.is.a.family.show December 2, 2020

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch

One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch

Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch by FAS7 187 January 20, 2011

Fuck with him and make money

Gangsta I) On the dead homies fool lay down 20$. I'll put down 20$ my nigga!"

Gangsta 2) Aight bet!
Gangsta 1) I'll buy this 40$ dollars for 30$! You make 10$ I make 10$ dollars

Gangsta 2 to a girl close by) Fuck with him and make money!!!
When individuals mutual endeavors are lucrative!

Fuck with him and make money by Trailer Park Gangsta October 30, 2021

be with him

When you know deep down that you'd prefer to be with him than anywhere else in the whole entire universe.

"Wow, I really should be with him right now, not doing shitty other stuff that doesn't do anything but make me unhappy"

"Wow this food is really really good, I should be with him"

"I'm taking a shit, I shouldn't be with him but I wish I was with him afterward"

be with him by dafjdshfkajdhfkjadskfjhakdfh January 6, 2009

Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

Why didn't you go with him? by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026