Witches Tit 

Wonder where the expression colder than a witches tit came from? Well wonder no more. This is because a witches tits are so empty and saggy that they hang low and the nipple protrudes from the witches top. This is why you never see a witch in a crop top or boob tube

Jeez its colder than a witches tit tonight

Witches Tit by Working Class Hero November 30, 2020

witches tit 

the extreme ends of any spectrum

Man, its colder than a witches tit out here.

witches tit by ross March 5, 2004

lick a witches tit 

to suck it up, just do it

hey im too tired to go to the sock hop tonight "hey kris just lick a witches tit bro"

lick a witches tit by mmmjellyfish July 12, 2009

As cold as a witches tit 

An object that is extremely cold

The pizza's as cold as a witches tit

As cold as a witches tit by Joseph Hughes May 9, 2004

Colder than a witches tit

When it is so cold outside that even the coldest and meanest of evil witches develope a nipple errection that is so hard and pointed that you could cut glass with it or poke someone's eye out with it

It's colder than a witches title outside

Colder than a witches tit by CowboyDave December 17, 2016

as flat as a witches tit 

When the atmosphere has dropped and has become boring

This house is as flat as a witches tit!

as flat as a witches tit by Lizzie Palmer October 22, 2008

cold as a witches left tit 

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.

"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."

cold as a witches left tit by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013