Wisteria
Girl 1: Marcus was a beast last night, he was even better than Jessica the night before
Girl 2: You are such a Wisteria
Girl 2: You are such a Wisteria
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wisteria moon by lighting blaze January 9, 2017
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Wisteria Life
Someone who lives or want to live in a stereotypical upper-middle class suburb, which usually can be a nice cul-de-sac as well. Because of this, they feel if they are living this life style, they will be happy.
Scott: So Tim, what happened with Kat?
Tim: She dumped me.
Scott: How come?
Tim: Because this other fella she was seeing also wanted the Wisteria Life.
Scott: That's fucking terrible. What are you going to do?
Tim: Nothing. It's her that wants to be the cliche, not me.
Tim: She dumped me.
Scott: How come?
Tim: Because this other fella she was seeing also wanted the Wisteria Life.
Scott: That's fucking terrible. What are you going to do?
Tim: Nothing. It's her that wants to be the cliche, not me.
Wisteria Life by Freakie Tim December 29, 2009
Zen Wisteria
Zen Wisteria by Licht Chou November 22, 2020
Zen Wisteria
a guy who is loyal,beautiful. a prince with a kind hearted. treat people fairly. lovey dovey donkey with snow white with the red hair
Zen Wisteria by Licht Chou November 22, 2020
wisteriaboo_
wisteriaboo_ by _bones____ August 30, 2021
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