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Person 1: it’s 2021
Person 2: NO SHIT WISE ASS
Wise Ass by NirvanaKid1991 March 12, 2021

Wise-Ass 

Wise-Ass is a way of life. It's a multi-faceted 'experience-brand' that currently focuses on unique, witty t-shirts and fashion apparel. it's complimented by exceptional events throughout the country and run by some of the coolest chicks you'll ever meet.

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Wise-ism #246: When traveling to a foreign country, don't celebrate your patriotism by rocking old school american flag t-shirts and ripped levis. Only a Wise-Ass would do that.
Wise-Ass by Jillian M. Kelleher August 25, 2006

wise ass off 

to annoy another via wise ass comments wise ass
My client was really wise assing me off tonight.
wise ass off by sebastianthamster September 12, 2004

What wise, look ass 

An expression created lord and saviour Kevin, founder of kevinism. These words were said at Klockbacken during an intense smoke sesh around the fire. This phrase can be used to prove your intellect when asked a question you cant answer.
Georg: Kevin say something wise!
Kevin: What wise, look ass!
What wise, look ass by Saint Axel December 9, 2021
A person who demonstrates his or her pompous nature by spewing sarcastic comments that are uncalled for in any given situation.
Farmer Bob: Looks like rain.
Cousin Ed: You figured that out all by yourself, huh?
Farmer Bob: Shut up, wiseass.
wiseass by mikeysfbay July 14, 2008
A term often taken out of context and used by dumbasses to refer to smart (generally older people who feel they're entitled to being "intelligent").
Kid*says something super smart and well though out*
Old Person with an iq of 70:dOn'T Be A wIsEaSs
Kid:Don't be a dumbass
*insert supa hot fire meme*
wiseass by Necrozma Beam October 21, 2020
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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