Wise usually means someone who is very logical but in this case it means something is very old

You have Andy Fowler to thank not me
That tops so wise-that tops so old
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Northern Ireland slag to attempt to persuade someone to come to their senses
"here wise geez one"
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© a sarcastic way of showing someones not so cleverness, said when someone makes a wild comment or doesnt understand something simple.
what is their house number?
number 26.
arent you "wise", their phone number !
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To be wise is to see things clearly by connecting pieces together like a puzzle to see the big picture. Typically people who are wise have a GOOD sense of their world around them; therefore they have GOOD common sense
I bet that wise man over there can help steer you in the right direction!
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to be smitten with someone. your huge smile makes you look retarded and therefor wise is actually the least approriate word, but that is kinda why it works.
"Look at that guy. He's so wise he's never gonna be the same"
"Look at her. That's about as wise as you can be"
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A wise is a person who belongs to a subculture of people called gingers. A wise can easily be distinguished by their flaming red/orange hair. Also a wise is ultra sensitive to even the most minuscule amounts of UV rays, also called sunlight, and usually are seen using SPF 60+ sunscreen.
It would suck to be a wise because they have no soul.

Hey Hey Hey Wise!!

I know a wise that uses sunscreen at night so he doesn't get moon burn.
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