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Getting Wisconsined 

1. Losing all your rights as an employee and becoming an indentured servant of the Koch brothers.

2. Getting involuntarily fucked in the ass
1. There's no point in complaining about the unsafe working conditions here. Getting Wisconsined eliminated all the OSHA requirements.

2. We're getting Wisconsined by Scott Walker and he isn't even providing us with any KY.

Wisconsiner 

A person from Wisconsin. They're not a Wisconsinite. They're not a fucking "Sconnie." Only douchebags and out-a-staters that go to school here call themselves "Sconnies." Must be pronounced with a southeast Wisconsin yaw, i.e. "wisz-CAHN-sinerr"
Drunk Bitch: "WHEW!! SCONNIE PRIDE BITCHES"

Wisconsiner: "I ain't no sconnie, I'm a muthafuckin' Wisconsiner"
Wisconsiner by Chocolate Town November 22, 2011

Wisconsins 

Breasts (from the state nickname, America's Dairyland)
Dude, the more weight Elsie lost? The better her Wisconsins looked...
Wisconsins by Bubba Cornflakes March 8, 2014

wisconsinsmith 

sexy amazing beautiful woman i’m so proud of her she has been through so much and she needs to remember that even when she goes through tough times she is still worth everything in the world
omg do you follow wisconsinsmith in tiktok?
yes she’s got a kermit the from pfp whattt