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Wire Brush 

When a guy shaves his pubic hair and after a few days it becomes a scratchy stubble.

For a guy it's not a big deal but when having intercourse with a female for her vagg it allegedly feels like a wire brush.
Male: "Whoa, what the... You told me you weren't on your period!?"
Female: "But I'm not, what's wrong?"
Male: "There's blood on my cock!"
Female: "Oh, don't worry, it's just your Wire Brush."
Wire Brush by Jung Gouda May 15, 2019
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wirebrush 

the act of using your beard or goatee in a brushing movement over the body of your partner.
Last night, I totally wirebrushed my girl's nipples.
wirebrush by Nuggridamus December 23, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016