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dink wrinkle

d-ink r-ink-l
Derogatory name for someone "soft."
Man, did you see that guy back down? What a dink wrinkle!
dink wrinkle by hav2bspittin October 29, 2007

dink wrinkle

dink wrinkle;a penis of microscopic size that smells of week old cabbage.
"boy,when me and burl was at the showers,his unusualy small dink wrinkle unfurled to the ground, it was filthy and gross.
dink wrinkle by humble mac March 10, 2009

dinkle winkle 

A dinkle winkle is the most amusing slang for penis.
My boyfriend's dinkle winkle isn't the largest around, but I love him regardless.

Dude, how many times do I gotta tell you not to play with your dinkle winkle in the middle of class. That's just weird.

The man called 911 because he got his dinkle winkle jammed in a bottle.

He stuck his dinkle winkle in her cockpit.

That man loves the dinkle winkle.
dinkle winkle by FagFucker April 10, 2008

Winkletinker 

Marge was repulsed by Dan's winkletinker.

Jim's winkletinker was a whopping 1.3 inches.

winkledinkle 

A really gay person that stalks people
He is a real winkledinkle
winkledinkle by Colin mills January 16, 2018

WINKLEYDINKLEY

HES A WINKLEYDINKLEY.
WINKLEYDINKLEY by PUSTOY June 21, 2016
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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