winkie waffle

A feminine hygiene pad

The bathroom wastebasket was filled up with winkie waffles

by funkusmungus May 7, 2011

Go eat a winky waffle

A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.

Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.

You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.

by Lady Monday November 4, 2006