Betty Windsor

The supposed "commoner name" of the reigning Monarch of England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and the Commonwealth Realms.

People who call Queen Elizabeth II "Betty Windsor" are either anti-monarchy, small-r republican, apathetic, or satirists.

English monarchist: Her Royal Highness will visit this august country of Canada in a fortnight.

American: Dude, I just go to school here. I'm not Canadian. Why should I care anyway? Betty Windsor's just a person, like anyone else.

English monarchist: How dare you sully our most Serene and Exalted Monarch of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth Realms with a made-up commoner name!

American: Let's get real. She eats out of Tupperware every morning at breakfast.

by poorbrokegradstudent December 23, 2011

Windsor Ballet

Thinly veiled euphemism for the many strip clubs and exotic dancers in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Occasionally shortened to ballet.

"Be sure to bring fistfuls of U.S. dollar bills. We're headed across the border to spend the evening at the Windsor Ballet."

by ChrisB-52 June 23, 2006

dutch windsor

The act of giving a hand job while someone ties your tie or receiving one while you tie their tie

Freds dick was raw after tying the entire wedding parties ties with Dutch Windsors

by terminal288 June 5, 2016

west windsor

A town filled with Asians who belive they are white. It is commonly associated with Instagram pictures of Starbucks.

Hey let's get some Starbucks and take pictures of it, while we are waiting for likes we can do homework! #west windsor

by 1234574 December 12, 2013

South Windsor

A medium sized suburban town located near Hartford that everyone complains about when really it's not such a bad place. It's just you fuckers who keep complaining about it and making it a worse place by being the trouble you're fucking whining about. Also everyone is a wigger.

yo niqqa dis town suks cant wait 2 get out of south windsor im only 13 tho

Shut the fuck up you make me cringe.

by CosmosisJones April 27, 2011

lost in windsor

Lost in Windsor is a northern NJ band. Their name used to be Tragic Hero but after some naming write infringements the band had to change their name. The story goes, while on a road trip the band got lost and wound up in a town called Windsor. The rest is history
Good band to none the less

Dude, I saw Lost in Windsor last night. They were awsome

by tarsun October 2, 2007

Windsor, VA

A little country town in Isle Of Wight county filled with mostly rednecks. If you don't like rednecks, then move away.

I live in Windsor, VA.

by LWebWillis January 23, 2011