wilmer valderrama

He used to be cool on That 70's show when he didn't try to be all gangster and shit. Now he's just some fuckin' poser who hosts a funny show called 'Yo momma'. In the end, he gives the winner $1,000, pretty fuckin' lame if you ask me. $1,000 for potential future beefs with other mu'fuckers around the winner's hood doesn't justify that shit. Dude, you're rich, What the fuck man?

Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.

"Where the Hell did Wilmer Valderrama get the idea he was a fuckin' thug ass nigga? Get in where you fit in dude and go back to doing COOL shows.

wilmer valderrama by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010

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Wilmer Valderrama

A fag poser who hosts a gay t.v. show on mtv where the cheap ass gives away 1000 dollars to the winner of his gay joke "battles"

" The only reason people know that stupid ass Wilmer Valderrama is because he plowed mandy moore and lindsay lohan."

Wilmer Valderrama by Rusty Williams September 18, 2006

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Wilmer Valderrama

fez from that 70's show the ultimate player hes had sex with lindsay lohan mandy moorejennifer love hewittand ashlee simpson.

Fez: (reading his car): Fez has a tiny -- I do not! It's perfectly normal based on all the other ones I've seen. (Hyde ~looks~ at Fez) I only look for comparison. Well, if Jackie wants war, I'll give her a war.
Hyde: Whatever you say, Tiny.
Fez: Hey, if it's so small, why would I name it Big John

Wilmer Valderrama

Wilmer Valderrama by Coryblount September 13, 2008

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wilmer valderrama

Wilmer Valderrama is a sexxxyyy Venezuelan who thinks $1000 "cash-money" is a descent amount for prize money on his show Yo Momma. He told Howard Stern about deflowering Mandy Moore and and having sex with Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt, who denied it. He has a nice ass too . . .

Stella: Who's that ghetto Hispanic on Yo Momma?
Tabitha: That's Wilmer Valderrama, Lohan's ex.

wilmer valderrama by @#$%Stella August 23, 2006

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Wilmer Valderrama

The really hot guy who hosts 'Yo Momma' on MTV. He has that really cute way of saying 'a thousand dollars in cash-moneeeeey'!!!!!!!!!!! ack! I LOVE HIM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

I love Wilmer Valderrama!!! How could you not!!!??? that hair... that voice... swoon!!!!

Wilmer Valderrama by I Luv Wilmer Walderrama!!!!!!!! July 13, 2006

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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