Skip to main content
a penis that resembles a beavers tail which is bent in several places.(double jointed penis)
'damn jimbobs got a willywob thats gonna slow him down'
willywob by jayboy November 30, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch

willywonkatiktok 

A guy on tiktok who impersonates and dresses like Johnny Depp's version of Willy Wonka. His real name is Duke Depp and his fanbase consists mostly of teenage girls who simp over him and think he's hot. He also loves to grind
Sarah: "Did you see the video that willywonkatiktok posted yesterday?"

Abby: "Omg yes he's so hot I'm definitely a simp for him"

Willywonkatiktok 

He is the better version of the og wiky wonka
Willywonkatiktok is so hot
Willywonkatiktok by Wlliywonkismine September 30, 2020

Willywonkatiktok 

Willy wonka TikTok is a TikToker who is hot asf and has the best abs I’ve ever seen
Willywonkatiktok is hot!!

willybob 

This is what you say when you are greeting or Cussing someone. Or if you hit your shoulder with a gun.

Greeting - "You alright willybob?"

Cus - "Dude your such a willybob"

Gun In Shoulder - Ackmehap, Mushap, Willybob
willybob by patmontyuk May 22, 2006

willywonkatiktok 

willywonkatiktok is a hot af guy who is known for thist traps and other ccrazy things.
Jenny: Omg look at him!
Lea: Is that willywonkatiktok cuz he is hot af.
Jenny: I know right!
willywonkatiktok by idki- October 21, 2020

Wisconsin Willyjob 

when 2 lesbians are making out and you stick your dick in between their mouths shaking your cock back and forth
Hey ladies wanna go back to my house and give me a wisconsin willyjob
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Next