William Nylander

One of the hottest guys you will ever see, William is a great athlete and loves everyone! William is an amazing person and he always gives 100% effort and you can count on him for anything. William is someone that will do anything for anyone and expect nothing in return, but be carful because he could secretly be talking to someone else along with you. If he ever does hurt you, William will make sure you know he is sorry. He wants to be friends with everyone. Willy is the guy every dude dreams of being. He gets all the girls, but out of them all he chooses one you would never expect a guy like him to choose. He is fun of surprises and fun.

Omg is that William Nylander !! I wish I could be him

William Nylander by Willyisthegoat29 June 1, 2018

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william nylander

A disgustingly greasy rat bag: STAY AWAY!!!!!

God, you're such a William Nylander! Why do you have to be so greasy??

william nylander by Code_Name_Awesome May 6, 2015

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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