A
rage enhancing substance, sometimes used for angry masturbation.
If one is taking a course in Anger Management,
please, refrain from the use of
Flying Willards.
<"You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack
cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers,
trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good
guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much
fun we can have together.">
<"Without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating, I don't see how that's possible.">
