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will turner 

Bloom, Orlando: Protype of Perfect Male.

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Creator: Bootstrap Bill Turner

Specs (Standard Model): Stands 5'11; body is long, lithe, muscular; includes three unique identifying marks: a sun on the lower abdomen; an Elvish symbol on the inside of the right forearm; and long surgical scar on the back. Head includes thick, brown curls, expressive brown eyes (w/extra long eyelashes), small amounts of facial fair, pink lips, dimples. Speaks with cultured Southern British accent,

Additional Styles: rugged baggy shirt with rather tight pants, boots, sword, bucket of water of men smelling of pigs

Personality Features: romantic, headstrong, resourceful

Warning: subject may resort to self-sacrifice to save the woman he loves, may also do something stupid from time to time.
"I practice 3 hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it."
will turner by BookCrazy77 February 5, 2004
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Will Turner 

A fictional character from the Pirates of the Caribbean film series, portrayed by Orlando Bloom; Bootstrap Bill's son. Husband to Elizabeth Swann. Father to William Turner III.

"Keep a weather eye on the horizon."
Will Turner by yaboots August 18, 2007

Will Turner 

Will Turner has pirate's blood in him, yet he practises with a sword three hours a day, so that when he meets a pirate, he can kill him. A bit odd, eh matey? On his journey he ends up travelling with the famous and worst pirate of all, Cap'n Jack Sparrow.
My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootsrtap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins.
We're going to steal a ship. That ship?
This is either madness or brilliance.
It wasn't your blood they needed, it was my father's blood, my blood, the blood of a pirate.
Will Turner by Rebecca November 26, 2003

Will Turner 

the hottest and coolest chara in POTC. not to mention great swordsman.
"THEY'VE TAKEN ELIZABETH"

"you threatend ms. Swann"

"you're the one they've been looking for. the pirate"
"MY FATHER WAS NOT A PIRATE!"
"you can't I can."

"why'd you take it"
"it wasn't your blood they needed. it was mine. the blood of a Pirate"
Will Turner by Kate Dawson November 9, 2003

Will Turner 

hot son-of-a-pirate who can't hold a candle to CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
Will: You cheat!
Jack: ...pirate...
Will Turner by frankie October 16, 2003

Will Turner 

A 'Will Turner' is a homosexual being(pirate) who likes the 'Fruit bowl' and pretends to be a womanizer but is actually a gay prick. Often Dwells within the vicinity of Timaru. Should be avoided at all costs as he will cramp your style and is genurally a pedophile.
"Oi check out that homo guy....He's such a Will Turner"

If One is a pedophile creep they are a 'Will Turner'
Will Turner by Better than William November 28, 2009

Will Turner 

A guy that practices 3 hours a day to kill any pirate he meets, male or female.
Will Turner walked into the headshop the other day and noticed that a female pirate was hiding in there, but she didn't have her hat on her head since she wanted to be invisible to the people trying to hang her. He went to his shop to get his sword and when he got back, the female pirate was gone.
Will Turner by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021