wiggly jiggly 

The act of masturbation in slang.

Are you doing wiggly jiggly stuff down there?!

wiggly jiggly by ananciveleturban April 21, 2018

wiggly jiggly 

When you get drunk and high on weed, decided to jump some crazy gangsters, then get your ass kicked for being a total dumbshit. It also defines the limpness of your Mr. Dick after you take a cold shower (note: it is very hard to have sex with a wiggly jiggly) It also defines the state of your mind for being dumbshit enough to look up "wiggly jiggly" on a website.

1. I got my ass beat pullin off a wiggly jiggly!
2. I couldnt do it right with her with my wiggly jiggly!
3. Wow, im a total internet wiggly jiggly.

wiggly jiggly by John Ching Chow Chan Cheng Chu Xiang Zho May 13, 2005

Wiggly Jiggly 

Wiggly Jiggly can mean anything you want it to mean! (:

Mom: BLAHBLAHBLAH!@#@!@$
Child: Oh stop being so wiggly jiggly.

Girl 1: oh my gosh i just got new shoes!`
Girl 2: that is so wiggly jiggly!

Random person: BARK!
Person: that was so wiggly jiggly...

Wiggly Jiggly by psychokidsunite March 21, 2009

Jiggly Wiggly 

When a Lizzo sits on your face until you either break a facial bone or you are severely concussed.

Cole: This BBW just gave me the best Jiggly Wiggly of my life.

Bryson: I can tell you broke your nose from it.

Bryson: How much she weigh?

Cole: 450.

Jiggly Wiggly by ColeDaddy69 February 10, 2023

Jiggly Wiggly 

An incredibly hot boy with soft hair and nice abs. BUT his pecs tend to jiggle and wiggle when he exercises making it hard to notice anything but the jiggling.

"Did you see Jiggly Wiggly today!?! I'd sure like to get jiggy with that"
"YES! He's so hot but his pecs were all I could notice. Boy do those things like to jiggle and wiggle."

Jiggly Wiggly by banned bananas March 13, 2018

jiggly wiggly 

An adult entertainment establishment. (root: a chain of grocery stores here in the south called Piggly Wiggly.)

We're heading up to the jiggly wiggly after work to drink some beers and look at naked women.

jiggly wiggly by AcroScream February 15, 2006

jiggly-wiggly 

in reference to people who enjoy sex with people who are plus-sized

Hey Chris, is it true you want to do the jiggly-wiggly with Louise?

jiggly-wiggly by Jackie Brown July 16, 2008