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Having the resemblance of a screwed up and winkley sack (a.k.a scrotum)
Yes hun it is pretty wizened but please hold it when you do that.
wizened by Dacid August 12, 2008

widener university 

Located in the heart of Chester!
It is a place where you dont want to cross the bridge or else you might get shot. It has about 5,000 students yet the parties are always at the same few houses or andorn. You always know someone at a party; almost everyone. The drunk bus is very convenient. It is the only school that can order pizza at 3am in the morning from ACAPULCO! While walking on campus late at night, a car drives by, and the thought of "a drive by" or getting raped by a CHESTERITE runs through your head at least once. Gotta love Chester!!!
widener university by Lex February 16, 2005

Widener University 

Widener is a place where at night you stay on your side of the bridge, and DO NOT CROSS or being robbed or shot is coming your way. Otherwise it’s pretty safe. It’s a place where parties thrive if the sports teams are kicking ass (especially football). Pornstars even come to the parties aka Tiffany Banister. The pride ride on those late Saturday nights come in clutch, and Maggie Mays campus bar thrives on Thursday nights. Our frats got kicked off campus a while back so we reside in the off campus houses in Sun Hill. You never know what’s going to occur whether it be a drunk grandma walking the streets at 1 am or the little chesterites challenging you to a dance battle. Can’t beat the place. 5 stars!
You never know what to expect at Widener University.
Widener University by Your boy Chad September 27, 2019

wideneck mouth 

When referring to wideneck mouth, this describes the unbelievable large sized, lengthy area inside of the mouth, where the penis has its designation spot. Having a wideneck mouth is one that men typically find attractive, due to the fact that their penis may fit inside the mouth with no problems.
After I faced fucked my bitch Sophia is when I truly realized how much of a wideneck mouth she had! My erect penis was easily able to fit inside that cunt's face.
wideneck mouth by jimsmainhoe October 1, 2022

bay wideners

A derogatory term to refer to cheaply mass produced stock made in China that people do not generally use or need and shipped around the world. The stock arrives on huge super ships and the mouths to several ports have had to be widened to accept the super ships. Items then delivered by ship are then considered to be bay wideners.
G: Look at all the stuff in that shop, who would ever need any of that?
M: Oh that stuff is just bay wideners.
bay wideners by BruceLlama December 23, 2009
When you stay in the bath so long that your testicles become the size of a raisin
You're looking pretty wizened! Let me fix that for you...
wizened by Plumbus_Plumber March 5, 2020