The female equivalent to a male hard on. The woman's vagina swells up until it resembles a tazered, twitching piece of liver, and the man can enjoy a snug, responsive ride, much like a European Sports car that looks like the organ of a cow.
In due time, she had achieved a wide on. Fortunately Bert was finished before his ass cheeks collapsed.
by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
Get the wide onmug. by chef du jour October 12, 2011
Get the wide onmug. a "wide cunt" is one who would push the normal definitions of polite intrapersonal behaviour, in order to provoke a reaction.
"Your mother may be described as a sexually promiscuous woman, one blessed niether with good manners nor good looks"
"fuck off you wide cunt."
"Your mother may be described as a sexually promiscuous woman, one blessed niether with good manners nor good looks"
"fuck off you wide cunt."
by marka March 9, 2005
Get the widemug. A female equivalent to a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitement, a lady's vaginal cavity expands to allow entry of penis/fist/vegetable etc. This causes a 'gap' that needs to be filled: a wide on. It is arguable that gay men can also experience an 'anal wide-on', which of course suggests that certain women could experience a 'double wide-on'.
by Matt Hayward March 13, 2003
Get the Wide onmug. (1)Sexual:She really has a wide-on for that guy.
(2)Dislike:She sure has a wide-on for her co workers.
(2)Dislike:She sure has a wide-on for her co workers.
by ron west January 6, 2005
Get the Wide-onmug. When sexually aroused, a wide-on is the phenomenon of a woman's labia widening in order to accomodate the male hard-on which they so desire.
"Fuck me that guy is sexy. I've got a wide-on like a wind tunnel just thinking about him on top of me!"
by CaptSkubba February 7, 2009
Get the Wide-onmug. by Chuck Duritsch December 27, 2008
Get the wide-onmug.