obnoxious handshake. when a douche bag approaches you with a handshake while sticking his elbow far too wide.
by bmoneymillionaire August 24, 2008
Get the wide elbowmug. A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus.
Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale
Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale
Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.
by Smellynappybaby May 2, 2014
Get the Double wide and elbow deepmug.