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Wicked Tuna

When engaging in heterosexual intercourse, the male participant will take a bluefin tuna and insert his penis in the fish. He will hump said fish until his penis is wet, slippery, and smells like a dead fish. Then he will rest the tuna down, and begin shaking his erect penis while the female participant scrambles to attach a string to his fishy dong. During this action, she will be screaming "We're gonna need a bigger boat!"
Listen here, nigga. I don't understand why you think it's funny that you call me gay. I literally pulled off a Wicked Tuna with my girlfriend last night. Eat shit, moron.
Wicked Tuna by choochiechomper April 30, 2019

Wicked tuna

Wicked tuna by My-name October 10, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016