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why do I exist 

I don’t know. why do you exist? why do I exist? why does anything exist?
Veronica: Why do I exist?
Ember: Why would you think I know?
Veronica: Because.

Why do I exist? 

It’s a genuine question and someone please answer it.
Seriously though, why do I exist?

why do i exist? 

i have the answer but you have to pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks to get the answer
person 1; "why do i exist?"
person 2; "pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks and i'll tell you."

Why do I exist? 

You were a decision or an accident by your parents. More importantly, no one cares why you exist. Stop worrying about it.
Person 1 : Why do I exist?
Me with Ctrl + V: You were a decision or an accident by your parents. More importantly, no one cares why you exist. Stop worrying about it.
Why do I exist? by fatmacaw June 28, 2023
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026