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Why am I here 

Please tell me and does anyone have a charger I can you my phone is at 22%
Just give me a charger I don't wanna be here Why am I here

Why am i here 

When you don’t know where you are
You: why am i here
Friend: IDK

why am i here?

a term that a person uses to question his motive on being in a specific place at a specific time
why am i here? by Lee Holland September 17, 2003

why am I here?

How am I supposed to know??!!! The reason your here is for laughs or just freaking bored.......Well I'm not cheering you up. MOVE ON!!!

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Why the hell am I here??? 

A phrase used when you are in a very bad situation or you don't want to be in the place you are. Commonly used when someone asks you to do a favor involving cats or doilies.
I am so bored I am submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary. Why the hell am I here???

UUGGHH!!! My next door neighbor asked me to babysit her 17 cats for 2 months, and the whole place is covered with doilies and smells like moth-balls. Why the hell am i here???
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Frothability 

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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