Why the hell am I here???

A phrase used when you are in a very bad situation or you don't want to be in the place you are. Commonly used when someone asks you to do a favor involving cats or doilies.

I am so bored I am submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary. Why the hell am I here???

UUGGHH!!! My next door neighbor asked me to babysit her 17 cats for 2 months, and the whole place is covered with doilies and smells like moth-balls. Why the hell am i here???

by MaxK1234B January 15, 2017

chincilla

A furry creature that you are convinced that you love, and is the deriving source of beastiality.

OMG!!! That chincilla is sooo cute! It is my deriving source of beastiality!!!

by MaxK1234B March 07, 2017

fuck it

A phrase used right before you do something idiotic.

Before you use this phrase, ask yourself:

Am I high?
Am I drunk?
Am I suicidal?
Am I standing on a ledge right now?
Am I contemplating rape?

If you answered no to all of these questions, then feel free to use the term "Fuck It". You might not kill your self/get arrested.

Jim: *Jim sees duck* Wow! that duck is really arousing!!! I'm going to fuck it!!!

Jim: *Jim stands on edge of cliff* My wife left me. My kids hate me. The hookers I hired bit off my dick. I hate myself. Fuck it. *Jim proceeds to jump off cliff and survives the fall, proceeding to be in a hospital in excruciating pain for the next seven years, only to die later with a ginormous hospital bill for his children to pay.*

by MaxK1234B January 14, 2017

KYS

A fun and exiting way to escape paying your bills!

Jim: Honey! Our account is overdrawn by $13,488.78!

Patricia: Go KYS!!! I told you not to buy that Yacht!

Jim: Ok honey. Wheres the bleach?? I'm getting thirsty.

by MaxK1234B January 14, 2017