4 definitions by MaxK1234B
by MaxK1234B March 7, 2017
A phrase used right before you do something idiotic.
Before you use this phrase, ask yourself:
Am I high?
Am I drunk?
Am I suicidal?
Am I standing on a ledge right now?
Am I contemplating rape?
If you answered no to all of these questions, then feel free to use the term "Fuck It". You might not kill your self/get arrested.
Before you use this phrase, ask yourself:
Am I high?
Am I drunk?
Am I suicidal?
Am I standing on a ledge right now?
Am I contemplating rape?
If you answered no to all of these questions, then feel free to use the term "Fuck It". You might not kill your self/get arrested.
Jim: *Jim sees duck* Wow! that duck is really arousing!!! I'm going to fuck it!!!
Jim: *Jim stands on edge of cliff* My wife left me. My kids hate me. The hookers I hired bit off my dick. I hate myself. Fuck it. *Jim proceeds to jump off cliff and survives the fall, proceeding to be in a hospital in excruciating pain for the next seven years, only to die later with a ginormous hospital bill for his children to pay.*
Jim: *Jim stands on edge of cliff* My wife left me. My kids hate me. The hookers I hired bit off my dick. I hate myself. Fuck it. *Jim proceeds to jump off cliff and survives the fall, proceeding to be in a hospital in excruciating pain for the next seven years, only to die later with a ginormous hospital bill for his children to pay.*
by MaxK1234B January 14, 2017
Jim: Honey! Our account is overdrawn by $13,488.78!
Patricia: Go KYS!!! I told you not to buy that Yacht!
Jim: Ok honey. Wheres the bleach?? I'm getting thirsty.
Patricia: Go KYS!!! I told you not to buy that Yacht!
Jim: Ok honey. Wheres the bleach?? I'm getting thirsty.
by MaxK1234B January 14, 2017
A phrase used when you are in a very bad situation or you don't want to be in the place you are. Commonly used when someone asks you to do a favor involving cats or doilies.
I am so bored I am submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary. Why the hell am I here???
UUGGHH!!! My next door neighbor asked me to babysit her 17 cats for 2 months, and the whole place is covered with doilies and smells like moth-balls. Why the hell am i here???
UUGGHH!!! My next door neighbor asked me to babysit her 17 cats for 2 months, and the whole place is covered with doilies and smells like moth-balls. Why the hell am i here???
by MaxK1234B January 15, 2017