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whorecast 

a prediction of the prevalence and quality of women expected somewhere.
"I'm at the bar, come over."
"But, I'm in bed. What's the whorecast?"
"Hurricane Vagina just made land fall."
whorecast by Mike Damus September 23, 2009

whorecast 

The probability of finding many attractive females at an event ; the expected hot girl to guy ratio at a social gathering...usually checked before deciding if one should actually attend or not.
John: "are you guy's interested in going to Justin's party tonight?"

Chris: "I don't know, what's the expected whorecast look like?"
whorecast by Brentonius May 12, 2009

Whorecast 

The usually pre-recorded message that you hear when calling a go-go bar. A list of the day's/night's line up of dancers.
"I don't know if it'll be any good tonight at Roxy's, why don't you call 'em and get the whorecast?

A typical whorecast: "Tonight at Roxy's Non-Stop Go-Go: Nikki, Amber, Porsche, Destiny, Mercedes, Tatiana..."etc.
Whorecast by J Sperm October 12, 2009

whorecast 

the daily outlook on sex life as a married couple
Jon: What's the Whorecast tonight?

Carrie: Partly frigid with a 80% percent chance of no sex
whorecast by beachmom August 29, 2009

whorecast 

a prediction of the prevalence and quality of women expected somewhere.
"I'm at the bar, come over."
"But, I'm in bed. What's the whorecast?"
"Right now it's raining tits. I'd get here before it breaks."
whorecast by Mike Damus September 23, 2009

Whorecast 

When by virtue of her behavior it is unquestionably clear that a friend's or family member's young daughter is going to be a complete whore when she grows up. Typically a shared observation that one only verbalizes when another person is brave enough to broach the topic.
Paul: Hey man... have you and Bonnie had Robbie's daughter over to play with your daughter? How'd that go for you?
Gene: Yeah man it's alarming.... I gave Bonnie the whorecast on that one - I guess we'll see.
Whorecast by PAreal October 10, 2018