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whore wisdom 

The sacred wisdom passed on from sex worker to sex worker on how to success in the business and stay solid. Includes safer sex tips, sexual pleasure techniques, safety tips, how to deal with the police, where to get reasonably priced sexy underwear, what are the best waxing salons, how to post an ad, where to is the best stroll, who to avoid, where to find free safer sex gear, which social services are the least oppressive. It also includes how to deal with stigma, fight back against whoreaphobia and stay strong, solid and supreme in the face of a world that stigmatizes, isolates, criminalizes and does not respect sex workers. The wisdom of whores is the oldest knowledge known to the human race, and contains the most impressive survival skills, fierce resistance strategies and loving kindness.
Being new to the escort industry, I was so lucky that she passed on her whore wisdom to me.
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whore wisdom 

Statements of advice (often ripping off quotes made by influential people) made by unintelligent, promiscuous women that are impossible to take seriously.
Whore: "Sometimes it's better not to want anything, that way if it goes away or doesn't happen.... it just doesn't matter."

Others: "HAHAHAHAHAHA, there she goes again with the whore wisdom."
whore wisdom by Tha Cheef January 19, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026