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What an educated owl says.
An owl says "Who".
An educated owl says "Whom".
by Loadmaster July 29, 2004
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A word totally misused by teachers and other school administration who want to parade their 'knowledge' in front of anyone and everyone that is unfortunately unable to block out the barrage of nonsense.
Teacher: *Whom* is using the pencil sharpener?

Me: Um...that's wrong

Teacher: Shut up! Whom is the teacher here, may I ask?
by Angelacia June 19, 2007
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n. (objective case of who) A word commonly abused by idiots.

I bet if you had to indite a sentence using who and whom correctly, you'd fail.
Correct: Who killed whom?
by Pandemoniac January 19, 2004
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Follows as the object of a preposition. Often used by idiots to intimidate other idiots.
Dude: Man you gotta check out this kick-ass track!

Second Dude: By whom?

Dude: Uhhhhhhh... You lost me.
by Muggy Lumpus April 04, 2004
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a simple and useful word that, like the adverb, baffles the americans.
From whom did Saddam get his WMDs?
by Our-Man-In-Nantucket January 29, 2004
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A smart ass way a saying who
Person 1: who should I make this out to
Person 2: Don't you mean whom
by DFZR June 13, 2018
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