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guy1: who joe
guy2: *it troll time*
who joe by The_gus November 15, 2021
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Wait I think I know who joe is 

“Wait I think I know who joe is” is a random joke used during…. Idk….
Person 1: Wait I think I know who joe is
Person 2: who is joe… wait OH NO
person 1: joe mama

Person 3 wait I figured out who joe is.
Person 4: joe mama
Person 3: no it’s joe Biden
Person 4: oh-
Person 3: joe Biden deez nutz

do you know who joe is 

JOE MAMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA
bob: do you know who joe is
jimmy: who is joe?
bob: joe mama AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
jimmy: *fucking dies*

Who Is Joe

Never ask this question, if you ask this question you’re going to get annihilated, as the person will usually respond with “Joe Mama” which will give a heart attack to the person who asked.
Peter Griffin Who is Joe?
Barack Obama Joe Mama!
Peter Griffin *fucking dies*
Barack Obama *default dance*
Who Is Joe by LordForkSquad August 5, 2019
when someone say who's joe you have to respond "JOE MAMA"
the phrase joe in "JOE MAMA' acts as the word yo or your
Nigga: yo dude joe died from ligma
Retard: bruh who's joe
Nigga: JOE MAMA
Retard: *dies
who's joe by beaning gamer 71 September 10, 2019

Who is Joe? 

You fucking asked it.
Bob: Spell ICUP
Fred: I-C-U-Joe
Bob: Who is Joe?
Fred: JOE MAMA
Who is Joe? by TheLegendaryJetYT October 8, 2019

Who is Joe

Dude you know good and well who the frick Joe is
Me: Hey, I was with Joe last night.
Friend: Who is Joe?
Me: JOE MAMMA!!
Friend: *slowly dies of massive annihilation*
Who is Joe by slikandsmoothcrimanal October 22, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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