whizvin 

The ship from Falsettos with Whizzer Brown and Marvin. Can also be spelled Whizzvin
probably someone super emotionally not okay who ships this bc they've watched the entirety of Falsettos

one gay broadway fan: YO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SHIP??
another gay broadway fan: bro probably whizvin
one gay broadway fan: omg are you mentally okay?

whizvin by sh_tl_rd April 17, 2022

Night Vision Whizzing 

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.

Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!

Night Vision Whizzing by SnowyTheNutter July 24, 2009

Whizzin 

When something is truly awesome, and will make everybody feel better about themselves.

Tim: "Did you just see that old lady get hit by that bus?!"

Cameron: "Yeah. It was totally whizzin..."

Whizzin by Kyle E. June 9, 2008

inappropriate whizzination

When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.

Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate whizzination.

inappropriate whizzination by Telephony March 31, 2016

whizzing jizzer 

Synonym for "the helicopter"; a sexual act in which the male spins his penis (the "jizzer") in a manner resembling the rotating blades of a helicopter (the "whizzer").

- What's the matter, Julie? That time of the month again? I know something to cheer you up: whizzing jizzer!

- Hey bro, why the wet hands? Do the whizzing jizzer when you went to the mens' room?

whizzing jizzer by MacroPhallus October 30, 2012

Whizzinator

a device that lets people store clean urine so guys can pass drug tests. what people dont know is that cops test the temperature of the piss, so if the urine is cold, you are basically fucked.

Guy #1: Oh snap here comes the police. Good thing i got my Whizzinator.

Guy #2: Did you warm up the piss before you left??

Guy #1: Son of a bitch.

Whizzinator by Senor White Power July 14, 2008

Whizzin' the Jizz 

Simply put, it means masturbating

'Is someone in the bathroom?'
'Yeah, Gordon's in there whizzin' the jizz'

Whizzin' the Jizz by Merryweather April 21, 2006