whitishweed

whitishweed is the BEST collaborative fnaf comic there is, i cant live without whitishweed, i cant eat without whitishweed, i cant sleep without whitishweed, i cant breathe without whitishweed. i love whitishweed so much, nobody understands. If Whitishweed has 1000 fans, I am one of them.

If Whitishweed has 100 fans, I am one of them.

If Whitishweed has 10 fans, I am one of them.

If Whitishweed only has 1 fan, that fan is me.

If Whitishweed has 0 fans, I no longer exist.

If the world is against Whitishweed then I am against the world.

you: whats whitishweed?
#1 whitishweed fan: WHITISHWEED IS THE BEST!!! I LOVE WHITISHWEED!!!'

whitishweed by whitishweedfan March 24, 2022

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Whitishweed

a fnaf comic originally created on twitter, then expanded to tumblr.
the comic's point is to warp the personalities of the common fnaf characters, for example, making William a weak pushover instead of a confident businessman.

Whitishweed is worked on by a team of around 24 artists, and created by a stupid little British kid named ren.
the comic is uploaded at an infrequent rate due to the creator not having a very tight schedule, and working on it as a passion project.

"you should read Whitishweed it's pretty good"
"what"
"read it"
"no"

Whitishweed by oddly_odd December 14, 2022

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whitishweedfan

whitishweedfan (also known as twilight sparkle, korn, etc) is the biggest whitishweed fan EVER. hes rank #1 in the whitishweed official discord server, hes Mutuals with whitishweed on twitter and tiktok, HIS ENTIRE TWITTER ACCOUNT IS ABOUT WHITISHWEED. he loves whitishweed. he breathes whitishweed. hes made of whitishweed. he IS whitishweed.

"whos whitishweedfan?"
"whitishweedfan is the biggest whitishweed fan to ever set foot on earth. hes loved whitishweed since birth"

whitishweedfan by whitishweedfan March 24, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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