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whitewater rafting

A fun activity where you put on PFDs (layman; "life jacket"), jump in a rubber raft with little PVC paddles and float down the river....no big deal...until you get flipped over, hit on the head with a rock, hit in the teeth with a paddle, flipped out of the raft, pushed out of the raft, or are simply scared out of your mind and go into fight-or-flight mode with those class 5 rapids coming around the bend.
I was having a fun time whitewater rafting until we hit this class 4 sideways, our raft flipped over, I got sucked into the rapid and popped out about 40 feet away (still holding on to my paddle)...After whitewater rafting (which was a real rush) driving on the beltway doesn't seem so bad.
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whitewater rafting

The act of placing a plain glazed doughnut around a man's penis and then performing fellatio on said man, you may or may not eat the doughnut in process.
She's getting a little chunky, she should lay off the whitewater rafting.

white water rafting in beaver canyon 

1) sliding your penis between spunk filled vagina lips.
2) Having extremly sloppy seconds;
3) Performing well lubeb oral sex;
4) Felching on cream pie

white-water rafting 

When a girl gets a money shot (jizz) from 3 or more guys on each cheek and in her mouth.
Katrina likes to go white-water rafting on the weekends with the Bee-Gees.
white-water rafting by Joe W. October 11, 2004

White water rafting 

It's like motor boating a girls boobs except instead of moving your head side to side, you head butt her vigorously.
Girl 1: "Hey so how are you and Nate doing?"
Girl 2: "Oh last night he tried this new thing with me called white water rafting."
White water rafting by MidnightH October 23, 2017

white water rafting 

When a woman of color (Usually african american) falls in love with, dates and/or has sexual relations with a white man.
Halle Barry and Billy Bob Thornton in the movie "Monster's Ball" is a perfect example of White water Rafting
white water rafting by Aaron Jumpp November 11, 2007

white water rafting 

When a woman of color (preferably black) is in love with a white male.
Halle Bary and Billy Bob Thornton in the movie "Monster's Ball" is the perfect example of white water rafting.
white water rafting by Aaron Jumpp January 5, 2009
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