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White Thing 

Located in the vagina, a small, pearly white object (NOT semen) of unknown origin and composition. Easier to locate in highly aroused females. If you can't find it, go deeper.
Got me some white thing last night...
White Thing by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

that's the white thing to do 

Used to describe a good decision over a bad one. Inherently racist saying that people not white make bad decisions.
A: I found this wallet and ID what should I do?
B: Mail it to him, that's the white thing to do.
A: You are correct, I will do that.

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

White things in the mouth 

white things in the mouth

If you, for whatever reason, cannot

stand the usage of the word 'teeth', this is your go-to phrase.
Usage:
- One of the white things in my mouth has been loose since yesterday, should I go to the guy who helps you take care of the white things?
Something is stuck between the white things in my mouth.

The white things in the mouth are broken.

Inner Thigh White 

Unusually caucasian. Skin is pasty or ghostly white. Not an albino nor a day-walker. i.e. a white person who is whiter than white, almost glowing white or so pale you will surely be burned extra crispy in the sun. Can also refer to a personality type.
1. OMG, look at that guys skin --- he is inner thigh white.
2. Only inner thigh white people listen to this kind of music.
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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