white lettuce

Fluffy bit's of toilet paper that are left on your anus after taking a dump

Brandon was not turned off by the white lettuce around tiffanys anus when ramming her from behind

by branmuff March 15, 2016

white boy lettuce

White Boy Lettuce-

Definition One: The practice of throwing lettuce at white boys.

Definition Two: The white part of a lettuce. It’s what your parents use for sex toys because your dad is gay. And your mom doesn’t like your dad’s small d*ck!

“She say do you love me, I tell her only partly I only love my WHITE BOY LETTUCE!”

by Your Mum Is V Gay December 02, 2018