white boy lettuce

White Boy Lettuce-

Definition One: The practice of throwing lettuce at white boys.

Definition Two: The white part of a lettuce. It’s what your parents use for sex toys because your dad is gay. And your mom doesn’t like your dad’s small d*ck!

“She say do you love me, I tell her only partly I only love my WHITE BOY LETTUCE!”

by Your Mum Is V Gay December 2, 2018