An unfortunately large dump. Just to pass the brown babe you animaliscally growl and must grab on to the counter/handicapped rails/ your consciousness so tight and the pain causes your knuckles turn white. That rhymes.
"Hey Cindy, did you pick up a date last night? Why are you walking so funny?"

"Joke's on you Julie. I just took a white knuckled growler in your bathroom"

In unison : "ROOMMATES FOR LIFE"
by shoffnee October 7, 2014
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